The Funniest Linkedin Profile Ive Ever Read - Personal Branding Blog - Stand Out In Your Career

The Funniest Linkedin Profile Ive Ever Read - Personal Branding Blog - Stand Out In Your Career Im always amazed at some of the stuff that people post on the web. If you are in the mood for a good laugh read this guys Linkedin profile. It is far and away the funniest profile Ive ever read on any social network. Period. While this is incredibly funny, its more an example of what not to do. I dont care if this is the wealthiest guy in the world which he is not, you are always shaping your personal brand, and everything you put online is there forever once it is indexed by a search engine. Be wise, be smart So be wise, be smart, and create your personal brand, but for now read on for a great laugh. Some amazing excerpts: My goal is world domination of the military industrial complex, through control of documents. Specialties: Exceptionally good with sarcastic, smart ass remarks. Able to sit in my chair for extended periods of time without numbness or fatigue. Invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adapted by sales slackers everywhere. Completed the Flavor of Love-Season 2 marathon without any training whatsoever. Attempted to train dealer staff until I realized most were too stupid to accept the training. Once I realized that fact, I would just take them to lunch. Sat on my chair and bitched at sales reps. Sometimes I make a sales call. Went to lunch a lot. Talked on the phone and hung out. Took credit for others accomplishments. To read the rest of the most amazing Linkedin profile ever created click here. Have a great weekend everyone! Author: Chad Levitt is an Inbound Marketing Specialist with HubSpot and author of the New Sales Economy blog that focuses on how sales 2.0, social media, and how inbound marketing can be used as a sales strategy for the Web 2.0 world. You can connect with Chad on Twitter @chadalevitt.